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Thursday, July 17, 2008
Sony Ericsson W200
Sony Ericsson W200 New
Price: 7900/-
Accessories:
charger , battery , hands free , and memory card
Last Updated:
10th June, 2007
Sony Ericsson W880i (black)
Sony Ericsson W880i (black)
Price: 21200/-
Accessories:
Handset, Battery, Charger, User’s Guide
Last Updated:
10th June, 2007
Specs & Features
Whats New?: W880 The Full Walkman® kit:- The W880i kit contains all you need for a full musical experience. It includes a stereo handsfree, PC software and a 1GB Memory Stick Micro? (M2?). ....Slim Walkman®. Fat sound....Funnel your favorite music into the ultra slim W880i Walkman® phone. Store up to 900 tracks - enough to give your musical taste buds whatever they fancy.
Dimensions: 103 x 46.5 x 9.5 mm
Weight: 71 g
Battery: Talk time Up to 6 h 30 min, Stand-by Up to 425 h
Memory: 16 MB internal memory, Memory Stick Micro (M2), 1 GB card included
Connectivity: Bluetooth v2.0 with A2DP, USB, GPRS Class 10 (48 kbps), HSCSD, 3G (384 Kbps) Display Size: 240 x 320 pixels, 1.8 inches
Display Colour: TFT, 256K colors
Operating Frequency / Band
UMTS / GSM 900 / GSM 1800 / GSM 1900
Browser: WAP 2.0/HTML (NetFront), RSS reader
Entertainment: Games, Walkman player 2.0, TrackID music recognition, Image viewer, Picture editor, Organiser
Camera: 2 MP, 1600x1200 pixels, video(QCIF); secondary VGA videocall camera
Ringtones
Polyphonic, MP3
Messaging: SMS, MMS, Email, Instant Messaging Browser
Sony Ericsson K550i New
Sony Ericsson K550i New
Price: 12800/-
Accessories:
Handset, Battery, Charger, User’s Guide
Last Updated:
10th June, 2007
Specs & Features
Dimensions
102 x 46 x 14 mm
Weight
85 g
Display
TFD, 256K colors176 x 220 pixels, 1.9 inches- Wallpapers, screensavers
Ringtones: Polyphonic, MP3
Memory: Memory Stick Micro (M2)- 64 MB internal memory
Messaging: SMS, MMS, Email, Instant Messaging
Camera :2 MP, 1632x1224 pixels, autofocus, video(QCIF), flash
Features: - Java MIDP 2.0- FM radio with RDS- MP3/AAC/MPEG4 player- TrackID music recognition- T9- Adobe Photoshop Album- Picture blogging- Organiser- Built-in handsfree- Voice memo/dial
Battery: Standard battery, Li-IonStand-by: Up to 350 hTalk time: Up to 7 h
Sony Ericsson Z710i New
Sony Ericsson Z710i New
Price: 21000/-
Accessories:
Handset, Battery, Charger, User’s Guide
Last Updated:
5th March, 2007
Specs & Features
Whats New?
Sophistication and class, Open up to the sophisticated style of the Z710i. This clamshell phone brings you effective calling and messaging, a quality camera and a variety of connectivity options. All in a stylish, classy design.
Sophistication and class, Open up to the sophisticated style of the Z710i. This clamshell phone brings you effective calling and messaging, a quality camera and a variety of connectivity options. All in a stylish, classy design.
Dimensions : 88 x 48 x 24.5 mm
Weight : 101 g
Battery : Talk time Up to 10 h, Stand-by Up to 350 h
Memory : 10 MB shared memory + 64 MB card included (Memory Stick Micro)
Connectivity : Bluetooth, Infrared, USB, GPRS Class 10 (48 kbps), EDGE,
Display Size : 176 x 220 pixels, 31 x 38 mm, 2nd external 1.5\\\" STN display (128 x 128 pixels)
Display Colour : TFT, 256K colors, 2nd external white on blue monochrome
Operating Frequency / Band : GSM 850 / GSM 900 / GSM 1800 / GSM 1900
Browser : WAP 2.0/xHTML, RSS feeds
Entertainment : MP3/AAC player, FM radio with RDS, Games (Builin + downloadable), Picture editor
Camera : 2 MP, 1600x1200 pixels, video
Ringtones : Polyphonic (72 channels), MP3, AAC
Messaging : SMS, MMS, Email
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
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MIX SMS
MIX SMS
Sapnay ki tarha tujhey saja k rakhon,Chandni raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon
Meri taqdeer meray saath nahin,warna zindagi bhar tujhay apna bana k rakhon
Duaaon ki soghat liye
Yaadon ki barsaat liyeDuaaon ki soghat liyeDil ki gehrayee seChand ki roshnai sePholon k kaghaz perAap k liye sirf 3 lafz
“I LOVE YOU”
Mohabbaton mai saza
Kahan se loon ab hunar usay mananay ka,k koi jawaz na tha us k rooth janay ka.Mohabbaton mai saza mujhay he milni the,k jurm men ne kia raabtay barhanay ka…
Tera pyaar hum nahe
Mana teri nazar main tera pyaar hum nahe,kaise kahen k tere talabgaar hum nahe,
khud ko jala k khak kar dala,mita diya,lo ab tumhari raah main dewaar hum nahe,
jis ko sanwara humne tamannaon k khoon se,gulshan main us bahar k hakdar hum nahe
Tumse dur rehkar tumhe miss kiya
Tumse dur rehkar tumhe miss kiya humne,Tumhare liye “God” se wish kiya humne,
Tumhari yaad chupke se chali aayi toh,Toh bade pyaar se yeh SmS kiya humne.
Eid aayee hai sab log kehtey hain
Eid aayee hai sab log kehtey hainTum jo aajao to mujhe Yaqeen aaye
Koi itna Chahe Tumhe to batana,Koi tumhare itne Naaz uthaaye to Batana,EID MUBARAK to har koi Keh dega tumse,Koi Hamari tarah kahey to batana
Tum Aao To Ham Bhi Eid Karein
Tum Aao To Ham Bhi Eid KareinHasrat Hai Tumhari Deed Karein
Kuch Dair To Dil Ko Chain MileyKuch Roz To Mun K Phool Khiley
Tum Aao To Ham Bhi Eid KareinTum Se Yeh Aik Guzaarish Hai
Yeh Apney Dil Ki Khuwahish HaiIk Baar Milo , Ik Baar Milo,
Har Baar Yahi Taakeed Karein
lookthe moon is looking at you!
seestars are shining 4 u!
hearbirds are singing 2 u!listenmy heart is saying to you..“I MISS U”
To miss someone
I would write on all the bricks“I miss you”and hope that 1 falls on your head
So you know how it hurtsto miss someone special like you.
Tumse dur rehkar tumhe miss kiya
Tumse dur rehkar tumhe miss kiya humne,Tumhare liye “God” se wish kiya humne,
Tumhari yaad chupke se chali aayi toh,Toh bade pyaar se SmS kiya humne.
Rahoon Ki ye shaam aur yadoon ka ye samaApni palkoon mein hargiz sitare na layain gay
Rakhna Sambhal k tum chund khushiyan mere liyeMain laut k aaonga phir EID Manain gay
Sapnay ki tarha tujhey saja k rakhon,Chandni raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon
Meri taqdeer meray saath nahin,warna zindagi bhar tujhay apna bana k rakhon
Duaaon ki soghat liye
Yaadon ki barsaat liyeDuaaon ki soghat liyeDil ki gehrayee seChand ki roshnai sePholon k kaghaz perAap k liye sirf 3 lafz
“I LOVE YOU”
Mohabbaton mai saza
Kahan se loon ab hunar usay mananay ka,k koi jawaz na tha us k rooth janay ka.Mohabbaton mai saza mujhay he milni the,k jurm men ne kia raabtay barhanay ka…
Tera pyaar hum nahe
Mana teri nazar main tera pyaar hum nahe,kaise kahen k tere talabgaar hum nahe,
khud ko jala k khak kar dala,mita diya,lo ab tumhari raah main dewaar hum nahe,
jis ko sanwara humne tamannaon k khoon se,gulshan main us bahar k hakdar hum nahe
Tumse dur rehkar tumhe miss kiya
Tumse dur rehkar tumhe miss kiya humne,Tumhare liye “God” se wish kiya humne,
Tumhari yaad chupke se chali aayi toh,Toh bade pyaar se yeh SmS kiya humne.
Eid aayee hai sab log kehtey hain
Eid aayee hai sab log kehtey hainTum jo aajao to mujhe Yaqeen aaye
Koi itna Chahe Tumhe to batana,Koi tumhare itne Naaz uthaaye to Batana,EID MUBARAK to har koi Keh dega tumse,Koi Hamari tarah kahey to batana
Tum Aao To Ham Bhi Eid Karein
Tum Aao To Ham Bhi Eid KareinHasrat Hai Tumhari Deed Karein
Kuch Dair To Dil Ko Chain MileyKuch Roz To Mun K Phool Khiley
Tum Aao To Ham Bhi Eid KareinTum Se Yeh Aik Guzaarish Hai
Yeh Apney Dil Ki Khuwahish HaiIk Baar Milo , Ik Baar Milo,
Har Baar Yahi Taakeed Karein
lookthe moon is looking at you!
seestars are shining 4 u!
hearbirds are singing 2 u!listenmy heart is saying to you..“I MISS U”
To miss someone
I would write on all the bricks“I miss you”and hope that 1 falls on your head
So you know how it hurtsto miss someone special like you.
Tumse dur rehkar tumhe miss kiya
Tumse dur rehkar tumhe miss kiya humne,Tumhare liye “God” se wish kiya humne,
Tumhari yaad chupke se chali aayi toh,Toh bade pyaar se SmS kiya humne.
Rahoon Ki ye shaam aur yadoon ka ye samaApni palkoon mein hargiz sitare na layain gay
Rakhna Sambhal k tum chund khushiyan mere liyeMain laut k aaonga phir EID Manain gay
KHICHDI SMS
Khichdi SMS
"Doctorate"Hansa: Yeh Doctorate Matlab Prafful??Prafful: Doctorate HansaWoh Apnai Padosi Dr. Bhatt Ki Wife Aur Woh Jab Lunch Time Mai Tumhe Milte Hai To Tum Kya Kehti Ho??Hansa: Achha WhoHello Mrs Bhatt.. Hello DrMajama Nai... Khana Kha K Jana Ho...Prafful: Ha Tab Unki Wife Tumhe Kya Kehti Hai??Hansa: Thanku Hansa Bhabhi... But Dr Already Ate... Dr Ate... Doctorate
Hansa: Praful Confuse Matlab? Praful: Confuse HansaaaaJab Humaare Ghar Pe Light Chali Jaati Hai To Kudkud-Kumar Babuji Kya Kehte Hain?Hansa: Ae Babuji To Kehte Hain Ki"Lo Fuse Ud GayaAb Fuse Theek Kaun Karega? Kaun Fuse Theek Karega?Kaun Fuse.Acchha Confuse...Achhaa Acchha Confuse
Hansa: April Fool Kya Hota Hai?Prafful: Babuji Mujhe Kaise Bulate Hai ...Hansa : A PRAFUL A PRAFUL A PRAFUL A PRAFUL Achcha Wo APRIL FOOL.
Hansa: Praful... Permit Matlab??Praful: Permit HansaaaaWo Jalandhar Mein Mera Dost Rehta Hai Na, Gurpreet.. Uski Biwi Ka Naam Kya Tha...?Hansa: Gurpreet Ki Biwi..Parmeet...Acchha Parmeet... Permit!
Hansa: Praful TECHNOLOGY Matlab..?Praful: Technology HansaSuno, Jab Hum Hiraben Ki Shaadi Mein Gaye The,Tab Hiraben Mehmaano Se Kya Keh Rahi Thi...?Hansa: Woh Logon Se Khaana Khaane Ko Keh Rahi ThiAurKeh Rahi Thi...Khaiye Nah..Aapne Toh Kuch Liya Hi Nahi, Lo Ji Khaiye...Take No, Lo Ji,Take No, Lo Ji...Acccha Take-No-Lo-Ji . ..
Hansa:Praful Culture Matlab??Praful:Hansa..Culture . . .Wo Aapna Mali Hai Na . . .Hansa:Haa Jee..Praful:To Jab To Thak Jata Hai To Uski Maa Us Se Kya Kehti The...??Hansa:Wo Kehti The Beta Tu Thak Gaya Hai Na To Tu Kal Chad...??Praful :Samjhi Kal _Chad . .
Hansa: Arre Praful, Automatically Matlab?Praful : Hansa, Mein Batata Hu.Dekho Jab Auto Me Jab Koi Ganji Baithi Ho To Use Kehte Hai" AUTO ME TAKLI".
Hansa: Praful Increase Matlab?Praful: Increase Hansa, Increase!Praful: Hamara Woh Istree Wala Dhobi Tumhari Saadi Ko Iron Karte Waqt Kya Kehta Hai?Hansa: Kehta Hai Ke Bhabhi Ji, Yeh Crease To Main Nikal Doonga,Lekin In Crease Ke Liye Mujhe Do Baar Istree Karni Padegi!In Crease Ke Liye Do Baar . . .Oho Increase! Samajh Gayi . .
Hansa: Praful, Formality Matlab?Praful: Formality, Hansa!!Praful: Formal Yaane Formal Kapde Aur Tea Maane Chaai, Formal Kapde Pehen Kar Chai Peene Ko Formality Kehte Hain!!
ElasticHansa: Praful Elastic Matlab??Praful: Elastic Hansa . . Apni Voh Shradha Behen Unki Beti ElaUsko Jab Fracture Hua Tha To Voh Kya Leke Chalti Thi?Hansa : Ela To . . Ela -Stick Leke . . .Ela -Stick !! Ela -Stick!!!
TournamentHansa:- Ae He He Praful,Tournament MatlabPraful:- Tournament Hansa!!! Ye Jo Tumne Jhumke Pehne Hain,Gehne Pehne HainInko English Me Kya Kehte Hain, Bolo Bolo!!Hansa:- Aaa Han Han Tournament, (Hansa Khush)Melisa:-(Chidh Kar)Are Use Tournament Nahi Ornament Kehte HainHansa:- Are Kuchh Bhi Mat BolllEk Jhhumka -- OrnamentDo Jhhumke -- Two Ornament "Tournament"Ae Praful!! Ye Melisa Ko Bhi Babuji Ki Tarah Kuchh Bhi Nahi Ataa
DependHansa : Yeh Depend Kya Hota Hai Prafful??Prafful : Depend Hansa . . .Wo Swimming Pool Mein Ek Taraf To Paani Kam GehraHota Hai,Aur Dusri Side Zyada Gehra... Deep-End.. Depend
AssetHansa : Prafulll "Asset" Matlab ??Praful : Asset Hansaaa . . . Jab Hum Gaadi Mein Jaate Hai And Jab Gaadi Signal Par Rukti Hai. . . TaabVo Bhikari Log Aa Kar Kya Bolte Hai . . ."Aee Seth . . .Thoda Paisa Do Naa" . . ."Eee Sethh ... " ... Asset ..
AlphabetHansa: Praful Alphabet MatlabPraful: Alphabet Hansa,Local Train Mein Safar Karte Hoye Maasi Jaise Hi KoiSeat Khali Dekhti Hai To Wo Apni Beti Alpha Se Kya Kehti Hai?Hansa: Alpha Beth Seat Pe,Alpha Beth,Acha Toh Yeh Alphabet
MatureHansa : Mature Matlab ?Praful: Jab Apna Mahesh . . .Chori Karte Hue Pakda Gaya ThaTab Usne Kya Kaha Tha ??Hansa: Usne Kaha Tha . . .Mujhe Chodd Do . . ."MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON"Main Chor . . .Main Chor . . .MatureAcha Acha . . .
Hansa And Praful From KhichdiDECIDEHansa : Pradul "Decide" Matlab ?Praful : "Decide" HansaVo Casettee Player Mein Hum Casettee Nahi DalteUsme Hota Hai Na"A Side""B Side" To"C-Side" "D- Side" --->"Decide"
"Doctorate"Hansa: Yeh Doctorate Matlab Prafful??Prafful: Doctorate HansaWoh Apnai Padosi Dr. Bhatt Ki Wife Aur Woh Jab Lunch Time Mai Tumhe Milte Hai To Tum Kya Kehti Ho??Hansa: Achha WhoHello Mrs Bhatt.. Hello DrMajama Nai... Khana Kha K Jana Ho...Prafful: Ha Tab Unki Wife Tumhe Kya Kehti Hai??Hansa: Thanku Hansa Bhabhi... But Dr Already Ate... Dr Ate... Doctorate
Hansa: Praful Confuse Matlab? Praful: Confuse HansaaaaJab Humaare Ghar Pe Light Chali Jaati Hai To Kudkud-Kumar Babuji Kya Kehte Hain?Hansa: Ae Babuji To Kehte Hain Ki"Lo Fuse Ud GayaAb Fuse Theek Kaun Karega? Kaun Fuse Theek Karega?Kaun Fuse.Acchha Confuse...Achhaa Acchha Confuse
Hansa: April Fool Kya Hota Hai?Prafful: Babuji Mujhe Kaise Bulate Hai ...Hansa : A PRAFUL A PRAFUL A PRAFUL A PRAFUL Achcha Wo APRIL FOOL.
Hansa: Praful... Permit Matlab??Praful: Permit HansaaaaWo Jalandhar Mein Mera Dost Rehta Hai Na, Gurpreet.. Uski Biwi Ka Naam Kya Tha...?Hansa: Gurpreet Ki Biwi..Parmeet...Acchha Parmeet... Permit!
Hansa: Praful TECHNOLOGY Matlab..?Praful: Technology HansaSuno, Jab Hum Hiraben Ki Shaadi Mein Gaye The,Tab Hiraben Mehmaano Se Kya Keh Rahi Thi...?Hansa: Woh Logon Se Khaana Khaane Ko Keh Rahi ThiAurKeh Rahi Thi...Khaiye Nah..Aapne Toh Kuch Liya Hi Nahi, Lo Ji Khaiye...Take No, Lo Ji,Take No, Lo Ji...Acccha Take-No-Lo-Ji . ..
Hansa:Praful Culture Matlab??Praful:Hansa..Culture . . .Wo Aapna Mali Hai Na . . .Hansa:Haa Jee..Praful:To Jab To Thak Jata Hai To Uski Maa Us Se Kya Kehti The...??Hansa:Wo Kehti The Beta Tu Thak Gaya Hai Na To Tu Kal Chad...??Praful :Samjhi Kal _Chad . .
Hansa: Arre Praful, Automatically Matlab?Praful : Hansa, Mein Batata Hu.Dekho Jab Auto Me Jab Koi Ganji Baithi Ho To Use Kehte Hai" AUTO ME TAKLI".
Hansa: Praful Increase Matlab?Praful: Increase Hansa, Increase!Praful: Hamara Woh Istree Wala Dhobi Tumhari Saadi Ko Iron Karte Waqt Kya Kehta Hai?Hansa: Kehta Hai Ke Bhabhi Ji, Yeh Crease To Main Nikal Doonga,Lekin In Crease Ke Liye Mujhe Do Baar Istree Karni Padegi!In Crease Ke Liye Do Baar . . .Oho Increase! Samajh Gayi . .
Hansa: Praful, Formality Matlab?Praful: Formality, Hansa!!Praful: Formal Yaane Formal Kapde Aur Tea Maane Chaai, Formal Kapde Pehen Kar Chai Peene Ko Formality Kehte Hain!!
ElasticHansa: Praful Elastic Matlab??Praful: Elastic Hansa . . Apni Voh Shradha Behen Unki Beti ElaUsko Jab Fracture Hua Tha To Voh Kya Leke Chalti Thi?Hansa : Ela To . . Ela -Stick Leke . . .Ela -Stick !! Ela -Stick!!!
TournamentHansa:- Ae He He Praful,Tournament MatlabPraful:- Tournament Hansa!!! Ye Jo Tumne Jhumke Pehne Hain,Gehne Pehne HainInko English Me Kya Kehte Hain, Bolo Bolo!!Hansa:- Aaa Han Han Tournament, (Hansa Khush)Melisa:-(Chidh Kar)Are Use Tournament Nahi Ornament Kehte HainHansa:- Are Kuchh Bhi Mat BolllEk Jhhumka -- OrnamentDo Jhhumke -- Two Ornament "Tournament"Ae Praful!! Ye Melisa Ko Bhi Babuji Ki Tarah Kuchh Bhi Nahi Ataa
DependHansa : Yeh Depend Kya Hota Hai Prafful??Prafful : Depend Hansa . . .Wo Swimming Pool Mein Ek Taraf To Paani Kam GehraHota Hai,Aur Dusri Side Zyada Gehra... Deep-End.. Depend
AssetHansa : Prafulll "Asset" Matlab ??Praful : Asset Hansaaa . . . Jab Hum Gaadi Mein Jaate Hai And Jab Gaadi Signal Par Rukti Hai. . . TaabVo Bhikari Log Aa Kar Kya Bolte Hai . . ."Aee Seth . . .Thoda Paisa Do Naa" . . ."Eee Sethh ... " ... Asset ..
AlphabetHansa: Praful Alphabet MatlabPraful: Alphabet Hansa,Local Train Mein Safar Karte Hoye Maasi Jaise Hi KoiSeat Khali Dekhti Hai To Wo Apni Beti Alpha Se Kya Kehti Hai?Hansa: Alpha Beth Seat Pe,Alpha Beth,Acha Toh Yeh Alphabet
MatureHansa : Mature Matlab ?Praful: Jab Apna Mahesh . . .Chori Karte Hue Pakda Gaya ThaTab Usne Kya Kaha Tha ??Hansa: Usne Kaha Tha . . .Mujhe Chodd Do . . ."MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON"Main Chor . . .Main Chor . . .MatureAcha Acha . . .
Hansa And Praful From KhichdiDECIDEHansa : Pradul "Decide" Matlab ?Praful : "Decide" HansaVo Casettee Player Mein Hum Casettee Nahi DalteUsme Hota Hai Na"A Side""B Side" To"C-Side" "D- Side" --->"Decide"
SMS JOKES
SMS JOKES
Jaise Lohe Ko Loha Kata Hai
Sone Ko Sona Kata Hai
Zahar Ko Zahar Kata hai
Heere ko Heera Kata Hai
Waise he eik din aap ko kuta kate ga
Did u feel the taste of ginger?.Nahi?.Bandar kya janey adrak ka swaad..!
Receive my simple gift of "LOVE"
wrapped with "SINCERITY"
tied with "CARE"
and sealed with a "PRAYER"
2 keep u "SAFE" & "HAPPY" in ur life.
Saweray tuaadi yaad aayi te Miss kitta,
Dinne Yaad aayi te hor miss kitta,
Ratti yaad aayi te fir miss kitta,, Jado Jan te ban aayi te SMS kitta.
No Visits.
No Calls
.
No SMS.
No Missed Calls
I'm worried kya hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kya?
Devdas ka baap ne kaha GHAR CHOOR DOMaa ne kaha PAROO ko CHOOR DOPAROO ne kaha DAROO pena CHOOR DOAAP ko kis ne kaha SMS karna CHOOR DO?
How much is 1+1 = ?...Bataoo Na.Are you looking 4 answer?SHAME ON YOU!
Jaise Lohe Ko Loha Kata Hai
Sone Ko Sona Kata Hai
Zahar Ko Zahar Kata hai
Heere ko Heera Kata Hai
Waise he eik din aap ko kuta kate ga
Did u feel the taste of ginger?.Nahi?.Bandar kya janey adrak ka swaad..!
Receive my simple gift of "LOVE"
wrapped with "SINCERITY"
tied with "CARE"
and sealed with a "PRAYER"
2 keep u "SAFE" & "HAPPY" in ur life.
Saweray tuaadi yaad aayi te Miss kitta,
Dinne Yaad aayi te hor miss kitta,
Ratti yaad aayi te fir miss kitta,, Jado Jan te ban aayi te SMS kitta.
No Visits.
No Calls
.
No SMS.
No Missed Calls
I'm worried kya hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kya?
Devdas ka baap ne kaha GHAR CHOOR DOMaa ne kaha PAROO ko CHOOR DOPAROO ne kaha DAROO pena CHOOR DOAAP ko kis ne kaha SMS karna CHOOR DO?
How much is 1+1 = ?...Bataoo Na.Are you looking 4 answer?SHAME ON YOU!
Shaam hoti hai ye dil udaas hota haitoote khwabob ke siwa kuch na pas hota haitumhari yaad usi wqat bohat ati haibandar jab koi as pas hota hai
SHORT SMS
SHORT SMS
When all else fails manipulate the data.
All computers wait at the same speed
How do I set the laser printer to stun?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
If we quit voting will they all go away?
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
How come night falls but day breaks?
All stressed out and no one to choke
Where there's a will, I want to be in it
Exceptions always outnumber rules
I may not be perfect, but I'm all I got
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy
Adults are just kids who owe money
Constipated people don't give a crap
Never miss a good chance to shut up
How can there be self-help groups?
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy
I like feminists; I think they're cute
Guilt -- the gift that keeps on giving
Out of Body. Back in Five Minutes
BIGAMIST --- A heavy fog in Italy
The best things in life aren't things
Does killing time damage eternity?
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good
Be unique and different, just say yes. Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Do not disturb. Already disturbed
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Do witches run spell checkers?
No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.
When money talks, the criminal walks.
I'm not getting older...I'm getting bitter.
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw.
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
I'm as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee
When all else fails manipulate the data.
All computers wait at the same speed
How do I set the laser printer to stun?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
If we quit voting will they all go away?
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
How come night falls but day breaks?
All stressed out and no one to choke
Where there's a will, I want to be in it
Exceptions always outnumber rules
I may not be perfect, but I'm all I got
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy
Adults are just kids who owe money
Constipated people don't give a crap
Never miss a good chance to shut up
How can there be self-help groups?
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy
I like feminists; I think they're cute
Guilt -- the gift that keeps on giving
Out of Body. Back in Five Minutes
BIGAMIST --- A heavy fog in Italy
The best things in life aren't things
Does killing time damage eternity?
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good
Be unique and different, just say yes. Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Do not disturb. Already disturbed
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Do witches run spell checkers?
No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.
When money talks, the criminal walks.
I'm not getting older...I'm getting bitter.
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw.
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
I'm as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee
MISSING U SMS
MISSING U SMS
I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.
Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.
I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You
Never luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it'll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss u every day.
Sometimes, I forget to say hi, Sometimes, I even miss to reply, Sometimes, my msg doesn't reach u, But, it doesn't mean that I forget u, I’m just giving u time to miss me!
I aLwaYs MiS u bCoz U R niCe 2 mE. I fEEl sO luCkY 2 hAv U bCoZ U R D kInd oF peRsOn eVeRy1 LonGs 4,nIDs sO mUcH bT.sElDoM fInDs.i'LL B 4eVeR ThNkFul D dAy i HaV u...
U mUz bE tiReD cOz u haF bEEn runNinG thrU mY miNd, u gOttA bE a thiEf coZ u haF stOleN My hEaRt n i muZ haF BeEn a bAd shOotEr CoZ i kEep miSSing u...
If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...
I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.
Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.
I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You
Never luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it'll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss u every day.
Sometimes, I forget to say hi, Sometimes, I even miss to reply, Sometimes, my msg doesn't reach u, But, it doesn't mean that I forget u, I’m just giving u time to miss me!
I aLwaYs MiS u bCoz U R niCe 2 mE. I fEEl sO luCkY 2 hAv U bCoZ U R D kInd oF peRsOn eVeRy1 LonGs 4,nIDs sO mUcH bT.sElDoM fInDs.i'LL B 4eVeR ThNkFul D dAy i HaV u...
U mUz bE tiReD cOz u haF bEEn runNinG thrU mY miNd, u gOttA bE a thiEf coZ u haF stOleN My hEaRt n i muZ haF BeEn a bAd shOotEr CoZ i kEep miSSing u...
If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...
LOVE SMS
LOVE SMS
Like The Star Needs The Sky
Like The Guitar Needs The Tune My World Needs You
To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!
Luv many things, for therein lies the true strength, & whosoever luvs much performs much, & can accomplish much, & what is done in luv is done well
There are Three Things in life That are very valuable Friends, Family and Self Confidence So First of all Love that Three Things.
Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles..... For smiles can be given to any one but tears are only shed for people we love
True love cannot be found where it truly does not exist, Nor can it be hidden where it truly does.
What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you????
** Life Is For Living, I Live For You Songs Are For Singing, I Sing For You.. Love Is For Carrying, I Care For You.. Angels Are For Keeping, Can I Keep You....?**
I can appreciate coffee without cream, pay without overtime, nights without lights, meals without rice, burger without cheese, but never a day without greeting you. Gud Morning!
Lastnite i was thinking of u..1 tear rolled out 4rm my eyez..i asked, why u r out?tear said,there is some1 so special in ur eyez now there is no place 4 me.
Someone told me that my life will be beautiful,and now i kno that he was tru becoz U R BEAUTIFUL
one day he asked me how much u loves me...so i said stars are infinte
Our love is like a rainbow That’s created by the rain. It’s big and bright And always glows and never seems to drain
WHEN GOD WAS DEVIDING HIS ALL BLESINGS...I REQUESTED FOR UR LOVE FROM MY GOD....
o eagle u can bite my whole body...u can taste my body from any place...but i request 2 you dont bite my eyes..bcoz my eyes has hope 2 meet my love....
Our true identity is to love without fear and insecurity. Our higher potential finds us when we set our course in that direction. The power of love and compassion transforms insecurity.
The lovely love Theorem - To Love some 1 is madness,2b loved by someone is a Gift,loving some1 who loves u is a duty,but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.
hearts change,i know they do... but this heart will always belong to u...hearts hurt, i know they do... but this heart hurts more without you.....
As you continue to send out love, the energy returns to you in a regenerating spiral... As love accumulates, it keeps your system in balance and harmony. Love is the tool, and more love is the end...
Like The Star Needs The Sky
Like The Guitar Needs The Tune My World Needs You
To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!
Luv many things, for therein lies the true strength, & whosoever luvs much performs much, & can accomplish much, & what is done in luv is done well
There are Three Things in life That are very valuable Friends, Family and Self Confidence So First of all Love that Three Things.
Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles..... For smiles can be given to any one but tears are only shed for people we love
True love cannot be found where it truly does not exist, Nor can it be hidden where it truly does.
What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you????
** Life Is For Living, I Live For You Songs Are For Singing, I Sing For You.. Love Is For Carrying, I Care For You.. Angels Are For Keeping, Can I Keep You....?**
I can appreciate coffee without cream, pay without overtime, nights without lights, meals without rice, burger without cheese, but never a day without greeting you. Gud Morning!
Lastnite i was thinking of u..1 tear rolled out 4rm my eyez..i asked, why u r out?tear said,there is some1 so special in ur eyez now there is no place 4 me.
Someone told me that my life will be beautiful,and now i kno that he was tru becoz U R BEAUTIFUL
one day he asked me how much u loves me...so i said stars are infinte
Our love is like a rainbow That’s created by the rain. It’s big and bright And always glows and never seems to drain
WHEN GOD WAS DEVIDING HIS ALL BLESINGS...I REQUESTED FOR UR LOVE FROM MY GOD....
o eagle u can bite my whole body...u can taste my body from any place...but i request 2 you dont bite my eyes..bcoz my eyes has hope 2 meet my love....
Our true identity is to love without fear and insecurity. Our higher potential finds us when we set our course in that direction. The power of love and compassion transforms insecurity.
The lovely love Theorem - To Love some 1 is madness,2b loved by someone is a Gift,loving some1 who loves u is a duty,but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.
hearts change,i know they do... but this heart will always belong to u...hearts hurt, i know they do... but this heart hurts more without you.....
As you continue to send out love, the energy returns to you in a regenerating spiral... As love accumulates, it keeps your system in balance and harmony. Love is the tool, and more love is the end...
GOOD MORNING SMS
GOOD MORNING SMS
Between a 100000 yesterdays& a 100000 tomorrows,There is only ione today and I would not let this pass without saying thx 4 being such a lovely frnd... Good Morng...........
Wishing u................ G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack - I save the money.....................
See outside the Window, Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U, Birds Singing for U, B'coz last night I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.
Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits - LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with U... Good Morning!
5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,Feel ur heartbeat, & Say " Its too early. Let me sleep again."
It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a good morning sms right back to youuu, Good Morning my Friend, HAVE A BEARY GOOD MORNING.
The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..
The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...
May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love
Cockacoladuuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to you from meeeeeee.
I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day
Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.
Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!
A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!
Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!
The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! Good Morning my freind
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Gd morning
Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning
With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning....
Dr's prescription for today.A cute little smile for breakfast.More laugh for Lunch,Lots of happiness for Dinner,Dr's fee... whole Day think of me....G@@D Morning...
New day new blessing.Don't let yesterday's failures ruin the beauty of today,b'coz each day has its own promise of love,joy,forgiveness..... Good Morning...
Between a 100000 yesterdays& a 100000 tomorrows,There is only ione today and I would not let this pass without saying thx 4 being such a lovely frnd... Good Morng...........
Wishing u................ G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack - I save the money.....................
See outside the Window, Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U, Birds Singing for U, B'coz last night I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.
Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits - LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with U... Good Morning!
5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,Feel ur heartbeat, & Say " Its too early. Let me sleep again."
It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a good morning sms right back to youuu, Good Morning my Friend, HAVE A BEARY GOOD MORNING.
The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..
The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...
May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love
Cockacoladuuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to you from meeeeeee.
I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day
Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.
Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!
A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!
Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!
The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! Good Morning my freind
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Gd morning
Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning
With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning....
Dr's prescription for today.A cute little smile for breakfast.More laugh for Lunch,Lots of happiness for Dinner,Dr's fee... whole Day think of me....G@@D Morning...
New day new blessing.Don't let yesterday's failures ruin the beauty of today,b'coz each day has its own promise of love,joy,forgiveness..... Good Morning...
GOOD LUCK SMS
GOOD LUCK SMS
Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, A tinge of green from the youthful trees, A bit of orange from the sunset hues, With crystal white from the morning dews, I have framed a bright and colourful wish Just for you................
Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strengthful hands, focussed mind and determined decision with God's Love. Alway Makes you winner.>
Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good LUCK....
The candle of hope is the source of light for success in life so don't loose it. Failures try to blow it out but try to guard it with both your hands.Good Luck to U.
All you need in the life is ignorance and confidence and then success is sure. Good luck.
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan but also believe. Best wishes for your exam
Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it.Good Luck
Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower.Wish u goodluck
I wish a wish for u.Its a wish I wish for few.The wish I wish for u is that all ur wishes come true so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with
luck is yours wishes are mine let's ur future be always shine.Best of Luck
I Wish 4 " U " Great start 4 Monday No Obstacles 4 Tuesday No stress 4 Wednesday No worry 4 Thursday Smile 4 Friday Party 4 Saturday & Great fun 4 Sunday "Have a beautiful and smart week."
Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck
Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck
A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...
Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, A tinge of green from the youthful trees, A bit of orange from the sunset hues, With crystal white from the morning dews, I have framed a bright and colourful wish Just for you................
Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strengthful hands, focussed mind and determined decision with God's Love. Alway Makes you winner.>
Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good LUCK....
The candle of hope is the source of light for success in life so don't loose it. Failures try to blow it out but try to guard it with both your hands.Good Luck to U.
All you need in the life is ignorance and confidence and then success is sure. Good luck.
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan but also believe. Best wishes for your exam
Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it.Good Luck
Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower.Wish u goodluck
I wish a wish for u.Its a wish I wish for few.The wish I wish for u is that all ur wishes come true so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with
luck is yours wishes are mine let's ur future be always shine.Best of Luck
I Wish 4 " U " Great start 4 Monday No Obstacles 4 Tuesday No stress 4 Wednesday No worry 4 Thursday Smile 4 Friday Party 4 Saturday & Great fun 4 Sunday "Have a beautiful and smart week."
Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck
Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck
A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...
FUNNY SMS
FUNNY SMS
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless
When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Few realation in Earth Never Die. Want to know What is it ? Read again.. (F) Few (R) Realation (I) In (E) Earth (N) Never (D) Die
Don't marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy.
Roses r Red Violets r Blue monkey like u should b kept in zoooo dont get angry cuz u will find me there tooooo not in the cage but
If you are in tension, If nothing seems right, If u find no way out, Then just think of me only once, I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions
Whats wrong with ur mobile i m trying to calling u. But operator replys. "welcome to the jungle, the monkey u r tyring to call is on the tree, try again later".
Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman
Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop
Never drink tea or coffee at office hours, it will keep you awake .
Winter Comes .........Again & Again, Summer Comes .......Again & Again, But The Person Like You.............. Will Not Come Again, Because GOD Never Makes The Same Mistake Again & Again
May our friendship turn in2 silver, silver in2 Gold, gold in2 Dimonds...... and may our dimonds b 4ever. Then we sell it OK. 50/50.
Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey
When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!! Gud Morning... Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night aftrer sucking ur blood. Thanks.
You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough
hey i saw u in TV... how smart u r ... how sweet u r ... how lovely u r ... but i dont know y u r comilg only in animal planet chanel...
LOng Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS And Today, The history continues...
When words are not enough.... To express your feelings.... Dont think you're in LOVE.... You just need to join... ENGLISH SPEAKING COURSE
my nights r becoming sleepless, my dreams r becoming hopeless, i asked GOD is it love.....? GOD said, no..... . . . . . exams r near!
I m in the hospital. After five minutes, i shall be shifted to operation theater. Doctor say i shall die if i stop recieving ur SmSs. Now my life is in ur hands. Please save my life.
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...! ;)
My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...
A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless
When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Few realation in Earth Never Die. Want to know What is it ? Read again.. (F) Few (R) Realation (I) In (E) Earth (N) Never (D) Die
Don't marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy.
Roses r Red Violets r Blue monkey like u should b kept in zoooo dont get angry cuz u will find me there tooooo not in the cage but
If you are in tension, If nothing seems right, If u find no way out, Then just think of me only once, I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions
Whats wrong with ur mobile i m trying to calling u. But operator replys. "welcome to the jungle, the monkey u r tyring to call is on the tree, try again later".
Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman
Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop
Never drink tea or coffee at office hours, it will keep you awake .
Winter Comes .........Again & Again, Summer Comes .......Again & Again, But The Person Like You.............. Will Not Come Again, Because GOD Never Makes The Same Mistake Again & Again
May our friendship turn in2 silver, silver in2 Gold, gold in2 Dimonds...... and may our dimonds b 4ever. Then we sell it OK. 50/50.
Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey
When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!! Gud Morning... Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night aftrer sucking ur blood. Thanks.
You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough
hey i saw u in TV... how smart u r ... how sweet u r ... how lovely u r ... but i dont know y u r comilg only in animal planet chanel...
LOng Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS And Today, The history continues...
When words are not enough.... To express your feelings.... Dont think you're in LOVE.... You just need to join... ENGLISH SPEAKING COURSE
my nights r becoming sleepless, my dreams r becoming hopeless, i asked GOD is it love.....? GOD said, no..... . . . . . exams r near!
I m in the hospital. After five minutes, i shall be shifted to operation theater. Doctor say i shall die if i stop recieving ur SmSs. Now my life is in ur hands. Please save my life.
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...! ;)
My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...
A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
FRIENDSHIP SMS
FRIENDSHIP SMS
The mind 2 friends are like the lines of railway track. They never meet but has go together to save the derailment of the Train called Friendship.
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him.
Hold a true friend with both your hands, don't let go 4 true friend comes once in a lifetime. That's why i'm holding you tight! Cant let U go .
Diffrnc btween Love & Frinship... "U give ur whole heart to ur lov & they BREAK it..." But "u give ur broken heart to a friend & they MAKE it..." Thats Frnship .
Friendship is needless, like philosophy, like art.... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.
In life when you get troubles, don't get nervous... Just close ur eyes and follow ur heart coz heart may be in left but it is always right
A lucky star dropped on the Earth 1 night it asked me what did i want a million dollars or a true friend i choose a million dollars becoz i already have U
the recipe of friendship 1 cup of sharing 2 cups of caring 3 cups of 4giveness mix all of these 2gether to make friends 4ever
To forget you is hard to do and to forget me is up to you. Forget me not, forget me never. Forget this text, but not the sender.
Never say gud bye 2 sum1 who luv u.. Never say thanx who really need u.. Never blame a person who really trust u.. Never 4get a person who think u as LIFE..
You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !
FRIENDSHIP IZ VAST LIKE UNIVERSE, IT IZ DEEP LIKE SEA, IT IZ HIGH LIKE SKY, IT IZ STRONG LIKE ROKE, IT IZ KIND LIKE MOTHER, AND IT IZ SWEET LIKE U:)
MY friendship is just like a rubber band, It is too flexible, Stretch it as much as u can, but if u leave it,it 'll hurt u a lot, really a lot!
Freindship happens inside the heart, Slient.. Unwritten.. Unnbreakable by distance..Unchangeable by time.. Once a Friend, always a Freind.!
Flowers need sunshine,
violets need dew,
all angels in heaven know I need you.
Years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with you will never die.
A friend is sweet when its new but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you
A friend gives hope when life is low,
a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go,
a friend is honest,
a friend is true.
A friend is precious a friend is you.
If kisses were water, I will give you the sea.
If hugs were leaves, I will give you a tree.
If you love a planet, I will give you a galaxy.
If friendship is life, I will give you mine.
If you are a chocolate you are the sweetest,
if you are a Teddy Bear you are the most huggable, If you are a Star you are the Brightest,
and since you are my “FRIEND” you are the “BEST”!
A special friend is rare indeed,
it seems to be a special breed, yes,
perfect friends are very few,
so lucky I am for having you.
When God opened the window of the heaven
He asked me: What is your wish for today?
I said : Please take special care of the person reading this!
Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces
but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!
It takes half our life to find true friends and half of it keeping them.
I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you and wish to spend the rest keeping you.
In my life I learned how to love to smile to be happy to be strong to work hard to be honest to be faithful to forgive
but I couldn't learn how to stop rembering you.
The mind 2 friends are like the lines of railway track. They never meet but has go together to save the derailment of the Train called Friendship.
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him.
Hold a true friend with both your hands, don't let go 4 true friend comes once in a lifetime. That's why i'm holding you tight! Cant let U go .
Diffrnc btween Love & Frinship... "U give ur whole heart to ur lov & they BREAK it..." But "u give ur broken heart to a friend & they MAKE it..." Thats Frnship .
Friendship is needless, like philosophy, like art.... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.
In life when you get troubles, don't get nervous... Just close ur eyes and follow ur heart coz heart may be in left but it is always right
A lucky star dropped on the Earth 1 night it asked me what did i want a million dollars or a true friend i choose a million dollars becoz i already have U
the recipe of friendship 1 cup of sharing 2 cups of caring 3 cups of 4giveness mix all of these 2gether to make friends 4ever
To forget you is hard to do and to forget me is up to you. Forget me not, forget me never. Forget this text, but not the sender.
Never say gud bye 2 sum1 who luv u.. Never say thanx who really need u.. Never blame a person who really trust u.. Never 4get a person who think u as LIFE..
You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !
FRIENDSHIP IZ VAST LIKE UNIVERSE, IT IZ DEEP LIKE SEA, IT IZ HIGH LIKE SKY, IT IZ STRONG LIKE ROKE, IT IZ KIND LIKE MOTHER, AND IT IZ SWEET LIKE U:)
MY friendship is just like a rubber band, It is too flexible, Stretch it as much as u can, but if u leave it,it 'll hurt u a lot, really a lot!
Freindship happens inside the heart, Slient.. Unwritten.. Unnbreakable by distance..Unchangeable by time.. Once a Friend, always a Freind.!
Flowers need sunshine,
violets need dew,
all angels in heaven know I need you.
Years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with you will never die.
A friend is sweet when its new but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you
A friend gives hope when life is low,
a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go,
a friend is honest,
a friend is true.
A friend is precious a friend is you.
If kisses were water, I will give you the sea.
If hugs were leaves, I will give you a tree.
If you love a planet, I will give you a galaxy.
If friendship is life, I will give you mine.
If you are a chocolate you are the sweetest,
if you are a Teddy Bear you are the most huggable, If you are a Star you are the Brightest,
and since you are my “FRIEND” you are the “BEST”!
A special friend is rare indeed,
it seems to be a special breed, yes,
perfect friends are very few,
so lucky I am for having you.
When God opened the window of the heaven
He asked me: What is your wish for today?
I said : Please take special care of the person reading this!
Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces
but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!
It takes half our life to find true friends and half of it keeping them.
I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you and wish to spend the rest keeping you.
In my life I learned how to love to smile to be happy to be strong to work hard to be honest to be faithful to forgive
but I couldn't learn how to stop rembering you.
FLURT SMS
FLURT SMS
Gud Morning... Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night aftrer sucking ur blood. Thanks.
In life when u get troubles, don't get nervous......just close ur eyes and follow ur HEART...... HEART may be in left..... but it always right! and loves u
Gud Morning... Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night aftrer sucking ur blood. Thanks.
May you rise each texting day with fully charged cell phone in your hand, inspiring message in your mind, me in your heart, and a clear signal all day long. Nice day!
May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright. May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light. May u find dreams & touch a star & never forget how special U R
LIFE is 4 living, i live mine 4 U! LOVE is 4 giving, i give mine 2 U! DREAMS are 4 dreaming, mine are 4 U! HEARTS are 4 beating, & mine beats 4 U!
I love my eyes when you look into them, i love my name when you say it,i love my heart when u love it, and i love my life when you are a part of it.
To live dis life i need a heartbeat,to have a heartbeat i need a heart,to have heart i need happiness,to have happiness i need u!
If i were a tear in ur eye, i wood roll down onto ur lips,But if u were a tear in my eye,i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!
I've seen angels in the sky, I've seen snow fall in July, I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do, But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!
Never trust a girl who says she loves you more than anyone else in the world; it shows she has been experimenting.
Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C can u tell one more example of this type Student : I love my teacher, teacher loves his daughter, so i love teacher daughter....
What is full form of A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls heart
I’m a PAPER, u can write ur feelings, scribble ur anger, use me 2 absorb tears. Don’t throw me after use but when u feel cold burn me to feel warm coz I Luv U
Gud Morning... Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night aftrer sucking ur blood. Thanks.
In life when u get troubles, don't get nervous......just close ur eyes and follow ur HEART...... HEART may be in left..... but it always right! and loves u
Gud Morning... Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night aftrer sucking ur blood. Thanks.
You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you
Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
If u drop me, I’ll break. If u hold me, I’ll shake. If u need me, I’ll hurry. If u don’t call me, I’ll worry. If u hurt me, I’ll cry. But if u leave me, I’ll die
GIRLS EXCUSES : PHONE MAT KARO DEAR MOM HOTI HAI NEAR, PAPA SE LAGTA HAI FEAR, BAAT BHI HOTI NAHI CLEAR, ISLIYE SMS KARO DEAR WIHTOUT FEAR
When I want 2 see the sky, I C U When I want 2 c the flowers I C U, when I want 2 c the moon I C U, so please get a side and clear my VIEW!
I f u need advice,msg ME IF U NEED A friend, CALL ME if u need help e-mail ME if u need MONEY No. u dail not respondind @ da moment..
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with IT?
A day may start or end without a message from me, but believe me it won't start or end without me thinking of u…..See! I just did. Take care.
An important element of friendship is communication, and that's the reason why my fingers are still pressing the keys on my phone. Because I don't want to cut the line that connects US...
Some things can be left undone. Some words can be left unsaid. Some feelings can be left unexpressed. But someone like you can never be left unremembered.
There r 8 ways 2 describe u...:nice...friendly...so cute...loving...very sweet...funny...charming...thoughtful..in short,u r juz like me...:p
Angels r moving from door to door today dropping heavenly blessings. I prayed to God they get to your door as they just left mine.
Gud Morning... Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night aftrer sucking ur blood. Thanks.
In life when u get troubles, don't get nervous......just close ur eyes and follow ur HEART...... HEART may be in left..... but it always right! and loves u
Gud Morning... Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night aftrer sucking ur blood. Thanks.
May you rise each texting day with fully charged cell phone in your hand, inspiring message in your mind, me in your heart, and a clear signal all day long. Nice day!
May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright. May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light. May u find dreams & touch a star & never forget how special U R
LIFE is 4 living, i live mine 4 U! LOVE is 4 giving, i give mine 2 U! DREAMS are 4 dreaming, mine are 4 U! HEARTS are 4 beating, & mine beats 4 U!
I love my eyes when you look into them, i love my name when you say it,i love my heart when u love it, and i love my life when you are a part of it.
To live dis life i need a heartbeat,to have a heartbeat i need a heart,to have heart i need happiness,to have happiness i need u!
If i were a tear in ur eye, i wood roll down onto ur lips,But if u were a tear in my eye,i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!
I've seen angels in the sky, I've seen snow fall in July, I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do, But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!
Never trust a girl who says she loves you more than anyone else in the world; it shows she has been experimenting.
Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C can u tell one more example of this type Student : I love my teacher, teacher loves his daughter, so i love teacher daughter....
What is full form of A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls heart
I’m a PAPER, u can write ur feelings, scribble ur anger, use me 2 absorb tears. Don’t throw me after use but when u feel cold burn me to feel warm coz I Luv U
Gud Morning... Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night aftrer sucking ur blood. Thanks.
In life when u get troubles, don't get nervous......just close ur eyes and follow ur HEART...... HEART may be in left..... but it always right! and loves u
Gud Morning... Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night aftrer sucking ur blood. Thanks.
You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you
Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
If u drop me, I’ll break. If u hold me, I’ll shake. If u need me, I’ll hurry. If u don’t call me, I’ll worry. If u hurt me, I’ll cry. But if u leave me, I’ll die
GIRLS EXCUSES : PHONE MAT KARO DEAR MOM HOTI HAI NEAR, PAPA SE LAGTA HAI FEAR, BAAT BHI HOTI NAHI CLEAR, ISLIYE SMS KARO DEAR WIHTOUT FEAR
When I want 2 see the sky, I C U When I want 2 c the flowers I C U, when I want 2 c the moon I C U, so please get a side and clear my VIEW!
I f u need advice,msg ME IF U NEED A friend, CALL ME if u need help e-mail ME if u need MONEY No. u dail not respondind @ da moment..
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with IT?
A day may start or end without a message from me, but believe me it won't start or end without me thinking of u…..See! I just did. Take care.
An important element of friendship is communication, and that's the reason why my fingers are still pressing the keys on my phone. Because I don't want to cut the line that connects US...
Some things can be left undone. Some words can be left unsaid. Some feelings can be left unexpressed. But someone like you can never be left unremembered.
There r 8 ways 2 describe u...:nice...friendly...so cute...loving...very sweet...funny...charming...thoughtful..in short,u r juz like me...:p
Angels r moving from door to door today dropping heavenly blessings. I prayed to God they get to your door as they just left mine.
EDUCATIONAL SMS
EDUCATIONAL SMS
Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."
Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:"Does a fart have lumps?"The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!""OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants..."
The chemistry teacher was berating the students for not learning the Periodic Table of the Elements.
She said "Why when I was your age I knew both their names and weights."
One kid popped up, "Yeah... but teach, there were so few of them back then."
One student couldn't be motivated to take an interest in science at all. He said, "I plan to go into the business. Name me one thing science has done to help business."
The teacher shot back, "And just where would the belt industry be without the law of gravity."
Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."
Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:"Does a fart have lumps?"The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!""OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants..."
The chemistry teacher was berating the students for not learning the Periodic Table of the Elements.
She said "Why when I was your age I knew both their names and weights."
One kid popped up, "Yeah... but teach, there were so few of them back then."
One student couldn't be motivated to take an interest in science at all. He said, "I plan to go into the business. Name me one thing science has done to help business."
The teacher shot back, "And just where would the belt industry be without the law of gravity."
CUTEY SMS
CUTEY SMS
Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!
A PAGE IS YELLOW IN WHICH U WILL FIND A FELLOW WHO WILL KISS U UNDER THE PILLOW.
Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting PeopleKiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange MoreBut Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??.. (Answer is "KISS").
When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life
Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu
I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.
It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone
Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!
9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!
If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...
sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. &sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!
Life has its Ups n Downs. Sometimes the sun shines, sometimes the rain lashes, but then it takes both the Sun n Rain to make a Rainbow. Have a Great Day
Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE
Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!
A PAGE IS YELLOW IN WHICH U WILL FIND A FELLOW WHO WILL KISS U UNDER THE PILLOW.
Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting PeopleKiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange MoreBut Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??.. (Answer is "KISS").
When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life
Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu
I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.
It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone
Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!
9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!
If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...
sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. &sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!
Life has its Ups n Downs. Sometimes the sun shines, sometimes the rain lashes, but then it takes both the Sun n Rain to make a Rainbow. Have a Great Day
Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE
CUTE SMS
CUTE SMS
Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.
An apple a day
keeps the doctor away,
but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.
u r genius,
ur mind is a master piece.
It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.
What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.
If you see some one without a smile,give him one of yours ,because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!
I have a new kodak cameraur snap please...don't movesteadysmile :)ready clickohh hothose who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!
Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored, B with me wen i’m Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i’m Sick, Don’t ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen I’m ALIVE.
Only the open heart receives LOVEOnly the open mind receivesWISDOMOnly the open hand receivesGIFTSand...Only the CUTE 1's receiveMESSAGES From ME!
Smile in pleasure & in pain, Smile when trouble pours like a rain, Smile when some1 hurts u, Smile bcoz some1 still wants 2 c u SMILING !! Hi here's a cup of coffee just for you.I have added 1 huge hug 2 big kisses 3 servings of love Hope that stirs your heart today
Help, the police put me in prison for looking so damn beautiful!.. they said i need an ugly bastard to get me out... hurry up
Somewhere, some dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u.
You are so sweet you myk da sug jealous, you are so hot you make the sun feel cold buh best of all you are so cute you make da teletubbies look evil
Nice people r like wind, u nvr know vot dey hv in deir heart but u can alwayz feel deir presence. dont luk here n dere 2find dem, luk in the mirror...
There is no meaning of DAY without SUN, There is no meaning of NIGHT without MOON, There is no meaning of SEA without WATER, There is no meaning of ME without U.
love is blind bt love is not blind just our hearts r blind in love just4u marry
Don't close ur door wn u feel alon, don't close ur heart wen u wan 2 luv, an ddon't ever close ur hands wen u need me coz I vil b holding u til d end.
Getting wat u love is success, loving what u get is compromise, loving wheather you get it or not is true love, and loving even after being sure u won't get is pure love
When the night comes, look at the sky. If u see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me it will come true, coz I did it & I found U
Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!
Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.
An apple a day
keeps the doctor away,
but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.
u r genius,
ur mind is a master piece.
It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.
What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.
If you see some one without a smile,give him one of yours ,because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!
I have a new kodak cameraur snap please...don't movesteadysmile :)ready clickohh hothose who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!
Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored, B with me wen i’m Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i’m Sick, Don’t ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen I’m ALIVE.
Only the open heart receives LOVEOnly the open mind receivesWISDOMOnly the open hand receivesGIFTSand...Only the CUTE 1's receiveMESSAGES From ME!
Smile in pleasure & in pain, Smile when trouble pours like a rain, Smile when some1 hurts u, Smile bcoz some1 still wants 2 c u SMILING !! Hi here's a cup of coffee just for you.I have added 1 huge hug 2 big kisses 3 servings of love Hope that stirs your heart today
Help, the police put me in prison for looking so damn beautiful!.. they said i need an ugly bastard to get me out... hurry up
Somewhere, some dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u.
You are so sweet you myk da sug jealous, you are so hot you make the sun feel cold buh best of all you are so cute you make da teletubbies look evil
Nice people r like wind, u nvr know vot dey hv in deir heart but u can alwayz feel deir presence. dont luk here n dere 2find dem, luk in the mirror...
There is no meaning of DAY without SUN, There is no meaning of NIGHT without MOON, There is no meaning of SEA without WATER, There is no meaning of ME without U.
love is blind bt love is not blind just our hearts r blind in love just4u marry
Don't close ur door wn u feel alon, don't close ur heart wen u wan 2 luv, an ddon't ever close ur hands wen u need me coz I vil b holding u til d end.
Getting wat u love is success, loving what u get is compromise, loving wheather you get it or not is true love, and loving even after being sure u won't get is pure love
When the night comes, look at the sky. If u see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me it will come true, coz I did it & I found U
Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!
COOL SMS
COOL SMS
Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show
you.
The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!
Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??.. (Answer is "KISS").
LOVE IS BLIND
BE VERY KIND
WHEN I KISS U
PLZ DONT MIND
A PAGE IS YELLOW IN WHICH U WILL FIND A FELLOW WHO WILL KISS U UNDER THE PILLOW.
Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??.. (Answer is "KISS").
When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life
Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu
I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.
It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone
Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!
9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care,
learn 2 smile,
learn 2 cry,
learn 2 give,
learn 2 forgive,
learn 2 share,
learn 2 trust,
learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!
If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...
sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. &sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!
Life has its Ups n Downs. Sometimes the sun shines, sometimes the rain lashes, but then it takes both the Sun n Rain to make a Rainbow. Have a Great Day
Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE
Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show
you.
The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!
Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??.. (Answer is "KISS").
LOVE IS BLIND
BE VERY KIND
WHEN I KISS U
PLZ DONT MIND
A PAGE IS YELLOW IN WHICH U WILL FIND A FELLOW WHO WILL KISS U UNDER THE PILLOW.
Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??.. (Answer is "KISS").
When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life
Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu
I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.
It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone
Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!
9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care,
learn 2 smile,
learn 2 cry,
learn 2 give,
learn 2 forgive,
learn 2 share,
learn 2 trust,
learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!
If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...
sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. &sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!
Life has its Ups n Downs. Sometimes the sun shines, sometimes the rain lashes, but then it takes both the Sun n Rain to make a Rainbow. Have a Great Day
Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE
Sunday, July 13, 2008
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