KHICHDI SMS

Khichdi SMS



"Doctorate"Hansa: Yeh Doctorate Matlab Prafful??Prafful: Doctorate HansaWoh Apnai Padosi Dr. Bhatt Ki Wife Aur Woh Jab Lunch Time Mai Tumhe Milte Hai To Tum Kya Kehti Ho??Hansa: Achha WhoHello Mrs Bhatt.. Hello DrMajama Nai... Khana Kha K Jana Ho...Prafful: Ha Tab Unki Wife Tumhe Kya Kehti Hai??Hansa: Thanku Hansa Bhabhi... But Dr Already Ate... Dr Ate... Doctorate



Hansa: Praful Confuse Matlab? Praful: Confuse HansaaaaJab Humaare Ghar Pe Light Chali Jaati Hai To Kudkud-Kumar Babuji Kya Kehte Hain?Hansa: Ae Babuji To Kehte Hain Ki"Lo Fuse Ud GayaAb Fuse Theek Kaun Karega? Kaun Fuse Theek Karega?Kaun Fuse.Acchha Confuse...Achhaa Acchha Confuse



Hansa: April Fool Kya Hota Hai?Prafful: Babuji Mujhe Kaise Bulate Hai ...Hansa : A PRAFUL A PRAFUL A PRAFUL A PRAFUL Achcha Wo APRIL FOOL.



Hansa: Praful... Permit Matlab??Praful: Permit HansaaaaWo Jalandhar Mein Mera Dost Rehta Hai Na, Gurpreet.. Uski Biwi Ka Naam Kya Tha...?Hansa: Gurpreet Ki Biwi..Parmeet...Acchha Parmeet... Permit!



Hansa: Praful TECHNOLOGY Matlab..?Praful: Technology HansaSuno, Jab Hum Hiraben Ki Shaadi Mein Gaye The,Tab Hiraben Mehmaano Se Kya Keh Rahi Thi...?Hansa: Woh Logon Se Khaana Khaane Ko Keh Rahi ThiAurKeh Rahi Thi...Khaiye Nah..Aapne Toh Kuch Liya Hi Nahi, Lo Ji Khaiye...Take No, Lo Ji,Take No, Lo Ji...Acccha Take-No-Lo-Ji . ..



Hansa:Praful Culture Matlab??Praful:Hansa..Culture . . .Wo Aapna Mali Hai Na . . .Hansa:Haa Jee..Praful:To Jab To Thak Jata Hai To Uski Maa Us Se Kya Kehti The...??Hansa:Wo Kehti The Beta Tu Thak Gaya Hai Na To Tu Kal Chad...??Praful :Samjhi Kal _Chad . .



Hansa: Arre Praful, Automatically Matlab?Praful : Hansa, Mein Batata Hu.Dekho Jab Auto Me Jab Koi Ganji Baithi Ho To Use Kehte Hai" AUTO ME TAKLI".



Hansa: Praful Increase Matlab?Praful: Increase Hansa, Increase!Praful: Hamara Woh Istree Wala Dhobi Tumhari Saadi Ko Iron Karte Waqt Kya Kehta Hai?Hansa: Kehta Hai Ke Bhabhi Ji, Yeh Crease To Main Nikal Doonga,Lekin In Crease Ke Liye Mujhe Do Baar Istree Karni Padegi!In Crease Ke Liye Do Baar . . .Oho Increase! Samajh Gayi . .



Hansa: Praful, Formality Matlab?Praful: Formality, Hansa!!Praful: Formal Yaane Formal Kapde Aur Tea Maane Chaai, Formal Kapde Pehen Kar Chai Peene Ko Formality Kehte Hain!!



ElasticHansa: Praful Elastic Matlab??Praful: Elastic Hansa . . Apni Voh Shradha Behen Unki Beti ElaUsko Jab Fracture Hua Tha To Voh Kya Leke Chalti Thi?Hansa : Ela To . . Ela -Stick Leke . . .Ela -Stick !! Ela -Stick!!!



TournamentHansa:- Ae He He Praful,Tournament MatlabPraful:- Tournament Hansa!!! Ye Jo Tumne Jhumke Pehne Hain,Gehne Pehne HainInko English Me Kya Kehte Hain, Bolo Bolo!!Hansa:- Aaa Han Han Tournament, (Hansa Khush)Melisa:-(Chidh Kar)Are Use Tournament Nahi Ornament Kehte HainHansa:- Are Kuchh Bhi Mat BolllEk Jhhumka -- OrnamentDo Jhhumke -- Two Ornament "Tournament"Ae Praful!! Ye Melisa Ko Bhi Babuji Ki Tarah Kuchh Bhi Nahi Ataa



DependHansa : Yeh Depend Kya Hota Hai Prafful??Prafful : Depend Hansa . . .Wo Swimming Pool Mein Ek Taraf To Paani Kam GehraHota Hai,Aur Dusri Side Zyada Gehra... Deep-End.. Depend







AssetHansa : Prafulll "Asset" Matlab ??Praful : Asset Hansaaa . . . Jab Hum Gaadi Mein Jaate Hai And Jab Gaadi Signal Par Rukti Hai. . . TaabVo Bhikari Log Aa Kar Kya Bolte Hai . . ."Aee Seth . . .Thoda Paisa Do Naa" . . ."Eee Sethh ... " ... Asset ..



AlphabetHansa: Praful Alphabet MatlabPraful: Alphabet Hansa,Local Train Mein Safar Karte Hoye Maasi Jaise Hi KoiSeat Khali Dekhti Hai To Wo Apni Beti Alpha Se Kya Kehti Hai?Hansa: Alpha Beth Seat Pe,Alpha Beth,Acha Toh Yeh Alphabet



MatureHansa : Mature Matlab ?Praful: Jab Apna Mahesh . . .Chori Karte Hue Pakda Gaya ThaTab Usne Kya Kaha Tha ??Hansa: Usne Kaha Tha . . .Mujhe Chodd Do . . ."MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON"Main Chor . . .Main Chor . . .MatureAcha Acha . . .



Hansa And Praful From KhichdiDECIDEHansa : Pradul "Decide" Matlab ?Praful : "Decide" HansaVo Casettee Player Mein Hum Casettee Nahi DalteUsme Hota Hai Na"A Side""B Side" To"C-Side" "D- Side" --->"Decide"