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When all else fails manipulate the data.
All computers wait at the same speed
How do I set the laser printer to stun?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
If we quit voting will they all go away?
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
How come night falls but day breaks?
All stressed out and no one to choke
Where there's a will, I want to be in it
Exceptions always outnumber rules
I may not be perfect, but I'm all I got
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy
Adults are just kids who owe money
Constipated people don't give a crap
Never miss a good chance to shut up
How can there be self-help groups?
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy
I like feminists; I think they're cute
Guilt -- the gift that keeps on giving
Out of Body. Back in Five Minutes
BIGAMIST --- A heavy fog in Italy
The best things in life aren't things
Does killing time damage eternity?
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good
Be unique and different, just say yes. Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Do not disturb. Already disturbed
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Do witches run spell checkers?
No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.
When money talks, the criminal walks.
I'm not getting older...I'm getting bitter.
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw.
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
I'm as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
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